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1.
a zit beard
Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.
by provider44 January 13, 2010
 
2.
a beard that consists of zits (no hair)
Holy Shit dude that kid has a gnarley zeard. he should use proactive to clean that oily ass face up
by 4TheYouth June 13, 2010
 
3.


(zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard of zits.
Damn, that poor guy has a serious zeard. How does he shave?
by Andrew Fletcher August 09, 2006