Zealey Reality 

Being in a state of psychosis where you believe everything is alright, going to be alright, always has been alright. A kind of self-delusion or denial of problems that are staring one in the face.

"I can't talk to him right now... he's in Zealey Reality"

Zealey Reality by Mike Drake July 3, 2007

Zaley 

A friendly, caring individual with great hair, smile, and eyes. Zaley may tend to make bad decisions such as party, smoke, or choose bad people to hang with, but is always honest and has a pure heart. Zaley only wants the best for her friends and is always there to talk. If you have a Zaley, love them. Never let them go. Laugh with them, joke with them, cry with them. Just appreciate them.

-Zaley's my best friend
=Yo mine too
-No way!

Zaley by FancyFath December 10, 2019

Zegleyfied 

Deciding that it is okay to put everyone down around yourself while wearing a parka.
Often times characteristics of this syndrome include Extreme Prejudices towards anything or ideology different then yourself... Freakish height... and sometimes but not often shitting your pants.

Bro1: Dude i was tryna chill with Max tonight but he got all Zegleyfied and started making fun of people on Facebook
Bro2: Damn, Was he shitting himself again?

Zegleyfied by Evan Chrisman January 10, 2009

zealen 

Bootylicious man-candy that eats grass and ass. His ass is swampy, but no one minds. He is thicc af, and his thighs can crush an anime girls skull. Fucc me daddy is his turn on, and he'll take you to pound town. Can dick you down cause he's the beefiest bull around. His ego isn't the only thing big and solid around. If you find a Zealen, ask for fucc.

" OH ZEALEN FUCC ME HARD DADDY"

zealen by ItsMeLightningMcqueen November 2, 2018

Zealy

Zealy is slang term used to describe a citizen of New Zealand. The term is most often used in Australia but it is occasionally used in other English-speaking countries.

G'damn, that Zealy cut me off!

Zealy by Sid Barrett January 21, 2008

Zelley 

Someone who is incredibly gorgeous, tall and has an awesome personality. They are always down for anything and won't take shit from anyone. They will be your best friend and your best fuck of your life.

damn girl that zelley was amazing in bed last night, i bet you wish you had a zelley too!

Zelley by i'm not really zelley December 8, 2010

zealeonboy 

1.A talented and skillful individual; A master in a multiple field.
2. An unrelentless individual in a pursuit of a goal

1. He is a zealeonboy in piano
2. Cristiano Ronaldo is a zealeonboy

zealeonboy by Morrey November 25, 2020