Zeaked 

Turnt up.
Faded.

I drank so much I'm zeaked.

He was so zeaked last night he passed out on the floor

Zeaked by Ang.ie July 14, 2016

zealadin 

1)noun: by popular recognition, the absolute worst tank in world of warcraft. proudly owned by the dark ministry guild on blackrock

2) to pull a zealadin: the process of not turning up to raids for an extended period of time, and taking several of the best items available to your guild at the time you return, then disappearing again

i cant be bothered helping the guild clear through this new instance, i might pull a zealadin

zealadin by lilballs September 10, 2008

Zealidiot 

Someone so fanatical in their ideological beliefs that they will virtually kill or seriously maim anyone or anything that disagrees with them.

Osama bin Laden is a good example of zealidiot.

Zealidiot by Mondo Fuego December 5, 2006

zealen 

Bootylicious man-candy that eats grass and ass. His ass is swampy, but no one minds. He is thicc af, and his thighs can crush an anime girls skull. Fucc me daddy is his turn on, and he'll take you to pound town. Can dick you down cause he's the beefiest bull around. His ego isn't the only thing big and solid around. If you find a Zealen, ask for fucc.

" OH ZEALEN FUCC ME HARD DADDY"

zealen by ItsMeLightningMcqueen November 2, 2018

zealadin 

In Diablo 2, a Paladin that dominated all opposition with the use of his Zeal ability, which caused him to attack several targets very rapidly.

Zealadins often stack mana and life leech so they can continually use Zeal.

zealadin by Deaths-Advocate October 20, 2006

zealeonboy 

1.A talented and skillful individual; A master in a multiple field.
2. An unrelentless individual in a pursuit of a goal

1. He is a zealeonboy in piano
2. Cristiano Ronaldo is a zealeonboy

zealeonboy by Morrey November 25, 2020

Zealey Reality 

Being in a state of psychosis where you believe everything is alright, going to be alright, always has been alright. A kind of self-delusion or denial of problems that are staring one in the face.

"I can't talk to him right now... he's in Zealey Reality"

Zealey Reality by Mike Drake July 3, 2007