The Collective Of Zarloff

An organization dedicated to running around really fast and getting dizzy while reading the scriptures of "THA", the Zarloffian "god". The organization was convened in secret after a drunken bonfire in 1740 after the assassination of the panty god. Little is known about the collective. Some believe the collective will rise up, fail horribly, then resume their drunken antics.

The Zarloffian priest is an ass bag. He's so drunk he cant even slurr properly. This shit sucks....I'm gonna get shit faced now. The collective of Zarloff is made of pandas.

The Collective Of Zarloff by The collective of Zarloff January 6, 2008

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zarnoff

A person that is part black, hispanic, white, jew, chinese, japanese, korean, indonesian, pacific islander, alaskan, other, protugese, jamacan, native american, gay, french, pakisatni, and iraqie, and greenlandish, and viking, and incan, and myan

Damn! That twat looks just like a Zarnoff.

zarnoff by __Leonidas__ April 27, 2007

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Zargoff

Noun - The excess cheese from a pizzz that is stuck to the box and/or plate after consumed.

Person 1: That pizza was delicious! I wish I could have more!
Person 2: You want some of this zargoff? I don't think I can finish it all!!!

Zargoff by DannyDeuces October 7, 2011

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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