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Yooo zared is so fye and cute asfff
zared by Scott11 May 10, 2017
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zared haines

Alternative gipsy name for underground football star. Thought to stems from footballer Jared Haynes.

The alternative spelling denotes “a poor man’s athlete”
Pass the ball, ball hog Zared Haines!
zared haines by Willigen August 14, 2019
a weird whigger alternative name for the name Jared. because some whigger named his kid this and thought it would be cooler.
i once met this whigger who's name was Zared. he was a skateboarder and liked hip hop. he was born to teenage parents in high school. i guess they thought "Z" was cooler than "J", apparently. and sounded more blacker
Zared by Shadow Spectre August 25, 2018
Participanting in Zumba and accidentally letting a fart slip out.... It happens
I zarted in Zumba today
zarted by Bleh05372 July 23, 2016
Getting tricked/ having a weird conversation with Sterwert
Sterwert: you just got ZARFD

Random person : Wtf
zarfd by Sterwert June 12, 2018
A person’s vigorous and undying loyalty of something they know is bad or low quality, yet they continue to support it in futile hope that their favorite celebrity, television show, place, ect. may someday recover from its lowest point; either out of pity, nostalgic attachment, or everlasting love to the thing, they refuse to accept the reality that the light of their light ended up being so poorly conceived, like a beloved television show that started out as an amazing concept with gorgeous animation and complex characters slowly devolving into nothing but nonsensical toilet humor and animation quality of the poorest form, undeserving of any praise whatsoever, or an inspirational celebrity or idol who revealed their true colors as a dishonorable and an awful human-being, but they manage to look past those important flaws in order to continue loving it, longing for nothing but to see better days for it.
As the seasons of the show progressed, all my friends concluded that the quality of the show got worse and worse, and although I saw where they were coming from, I zarked it too much to fully agree with them
Zarked by AAA5555dd August 29, 2018