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3.
A cruel chalicelike holder for a hot coffee cup.
by donth October 26, 2003
 
1.
those little cardboard thingies they put around your cup of coffee at starbucks. they call it a cup-sleeve, but it actually is called a zarf.
hey bob, my coffees too hot. throw me another zarf!
by zephyr November 27, 2003
 
2.
A cupholder on a submarine. Can be found riveted to any vertical piece of sheetmetal
I got this new coffee mug, and its still zarfable!
by clubwilliams August 05, 2009
 
4.
When a chick drinks a Zima then starts blowing you and you shove it so far down her throat that she comes all over your junk.
Dude, Michelle came over last night, and one thing led to another, she totally zarfed.
by Conordamus July 19, 2014
 
5.
(verb) The feeling of having to pee and puke at the same time. This usually happens when you are laughing your butt off, or if you are really nervous.
I think I'm gonna zarf!!!
by yacawa May 23, 2012
 
6.
To barf and pee simultaneously. This usually happens after laughing your butt off.
"Haha that was a funny joke Bob!"
"I know, it made me zarf!"
by chickenfried September 09, 2012
 
7.
To zarf something means to misrepresent or misunderstand something in a huge, embarrassing way. It's a neologism created by writer/performer M. C. Brennan, in affectionate reference to the character of Zarf on "All My Children". The antonym of grok.
Dude, when I said I liked metal, I meant Metallica, not Stryper. You totally Zarfed me.
by Adam MacLeish January 24, 2007