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2. zard
When work productivity at a business is devastated by the discovery of something that wouldn't normally be interesting outside of work. This is usually a simple flash game or something to do with wi-zards. This is not the same as getting facebooked, which is a constant loss of productivity.
Our productivity got Zarded.

Sorry,
Your tech team
1. Zard
An annoying person. Especially one who has little self awareness.
Ugggh, that guy is so annoying. He's SUCH a ZARD!

It was extremely zardly having to hang out with Dave all night.

Dave really zarded Taft when he was drunk the other night.
3. Zard
(n) An organic connection between seemingly desparate objects, ideas, or concepts (neologism), derived from the shorthand for wizard and their ability to conjure up objects from incantations or to see the relationships of current conditions to future events.
The old bromide, "debtor today, slave tomorrow" is a zard
4. zard
scruff mcgruff the crime dog's word for a stranger, criminal, publc threat, etc.
billy: who is that guy outside of our house?
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.
5. Zard
Cigarette, smoke
"I'm going to go smoke a zard" or "Hey man, can I bum a zard?"
6. zard
Slang or shorthand for wizard
That boys got some crazy skills
Yeah, he's some cool zard
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7. Zard
To kiss someone with an open mouth and without using tounge
A french kiss without tounge
a.k.a. the cat REALLY got brittney spears tounge, so she tried making out with K-fed and they completely zarded
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