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Zapato Surprise 

The act of dropping a load in someones shoes.
I'm so pissed off right now man.

Why?

Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.

ooooooh shoot!
Zapato Surprise by Aniahlater March 18, 2011
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
zapatos by Allie Bronstein May 29, 2005
Zapivon is simply the Russian word for "Things you drink your Vodka with", but is not addressed to the fruity flavours that already come as part of the bottle's ingredients. (i.e.: 40% vodka, 50% water, 10% lemon)

Consequently, Zapivon is solely the things you drink alongside the Vodka.

p.s.
Drinking Cola (coke) with your Vodka is unlikely to be a good idea.
"Alex, don't forget to bring Zapivon with the Namirov."
"Huh? Vladi ya mitromem daber Ivrit! I'll bring Cola."
Zapivon by Alkalush Tripod September 1, 2008

zapatona 

a social outcast , at the bottom of schools social pyramid. Normally found as kpop fans, otakus and gays. You may usually find them hanging out with the moms of the class on social events.
Damn what a virgin! That’s such a zapatona behavior.

*fails at P.E* What are you a Zapatona?
zapatona by stickersucks October 5, 2021
Ahhhh I got shit on my zapatos.
zapatos by Clay Monette October 6, 2003