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1. Schizophrenic person or fence-sitter (n)
2. The act of working both sides of the issue (v)
(Origin - Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
1. John Kerry was a regular Zaphod in his presidential debates
2. So many possibilities! I will have to Zaphod this one.
by abolish ignorance July 13, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A club in the Byward Market in Ottawa, Canada. Below the peelers.
I can breathe in Zaphod Beeblebrox's now that they've banned smoking. But it's still small and deafening.
by starviper March 05, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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