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a man with a huge dick alo known as a zander
long rod von huge n shlong or a zander
by qwertyuiopoasdfghjklZxcvbnm, February 15, 2009
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1.
Synonym for amazing,awesome, astonishing.
Dood you're so fucking Zander!
These chicks boobs were so Zander.
by Ass Cunt November 30, 2006
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3.
an amazing person who is willing to listen to your problems. he is a nice guy and very funny. he is liked by everyone who knows him and hated by random bitches and assholes. he has a unique sense of humor that some people find offensive but most find funny.
S-"hey who was that cute guy you were talking to?"

V-"thats Zander."

M-"eww i hate that kid!"

V-"no way!! he is the best!"
by Zack-Attack March 29, 2011
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An incredibly awesome boyfriend to the luckiest girl in the world. Someone that I've dated since the eighth grade and we're now seniors in high school. There's much more to say about him but then you'd fall for him too. Pretty much, no matter how many dumb bitches try to come in between us, we'll never break up. I could fall in love with this kind of guy.
A.R.- I wish I could date Zander, let me try to steal him from Marilyn.
M.M.- HA good luck dumb bitch.
A.R.- K, I guess I'll just fuck his best friend.
by zamanderlyn September 17, 2011
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A demonic guy of redneck descent. Often misunderstood and misread, he is classified as a “creeper” by many. The members of society find him difficult to understand, for he is a metal head + Satan worshipper. His natural body scent is masked by the stench of death and sweat. His appearance causes people to act upon prejudice and assume he is a crazy freak because of his long + messy hair, dark clothing, and wolf-like fangs. People end up shrieking in terror before actually getting to know this guy. He isn’t very popular, nor does he have many friends. Nobody understands the real him. Deep inside, he is actually very considerate, caring, and kind. Sure, he has some canine features… But it’s kind of cute. Like a mix of a clueless, newborn puppy and a hungry hyena.

...So fuck prejudice.
Person 1: That guy Zander is such a fucking creep.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
by PrincessParanoia666 July 16, 2011
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6.
In the act of doing somthing stupid and/or retarded
He was cought doing a zanDer
by BbQz August 28, 2008
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A man whore, or a womanizer that thinks he can get any girl without any issues. He is an asshole, and he is completely full of himself. He thinks he is SOOOO cool, but in reality he's not. A zander usually try's to act tough and talks alot of crap, and doesnt back it up.
Dude, that kid is such a Freakin Zander!
by sandapple345 May 18, 2010
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