zacko 

zacko is the best person in the world. him and some pretty girl named chloie happen to be very awesome. zack has nice hair. people get sad when zack isn't around. and thats just not cool. zack smells nice. zack has a black girl booty. jump on THAT. :]
zack is amazing, zack gives chloie butterflys in her tummy when he touches her. thats nice:] chloie likes zacks kisses. those are nice too :] chloie loves zack a wholeeee lot.
zack thinks chloie is stale, but deep down he knows shes the freshest kid on da block. because, zack thinks shes super amazing.
zack thinks he loves chloie more than chloie loves him. i don't know about that one. but until someone proves it, chloie loves him more:]
hmm, zack is a really cool kid. he has pretty pants. wait no, zack has sexayy pants. everybody wants to lick them off.
i'm done here:]

omg, zacko. you're hot. lets fuckkk. i love you

zacko by chloie February 27, 2008

Puerto Zacko 

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.

ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.

Puerto Zacko by SaamSaam December 7, 2011

zack a roo 

a rare mix of a Zack and a kangaroo. is also known for his head to look like a chode

the Zack a roo can only be found staring at peoples ass

zack a roo by Killerflash25 March 23, 2017

ugly zack

the least majestic species of zacks. They often get yelled at for no reason and are a big try hard at basketball. The most annoying out of the friend group and often try to fit it but gets bullied. they are irrelevant, talkative, (in the bad way).

Ugly zack: guys my mom died
Ellison: shut up ugly zack.

ugly zack by Ellison_hates_ugly_zacks June 8, 2019

Zack Snyder's Justice League 

Zack Snyder's true vision for the Justice League, a heavy metal Lord of the Rings epic, definitely rated R and necessarily over 3 and a half hours long.

Wow, Zack Snyder's Justice League is a stone cold masterpiece.

Zack Snyder's Justice League by BigMonkeyLuvr25 April 27, 2020

Zacky beast 

A delusional moron who think he's going to be a rapper I believe your post like the most popular

Zacky beast is moron

Zacky beast by Pee-wee Jones April 19, 2019

Zack Morris phone 

One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."

Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...

Zack Morris phone by ed rogers January 5, 2005