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The cutest, sweetest, best looking, funniest, most lovable guy alive. He's protective, caring, beyond perfect. You will fall in love the second you see his blue eyes. He makes you weak at the knees when you kiss. He is beyond amazing. Once you see him, you can't can't imagine life without him. You wanna spend forever with him, and that still wouldn't be long enough. You want to protect his heart, make him smile, and keep him forever. He's sexy, athletic, smart, and handsome. He is your world, your life, and the only thing you want forever.
"Is he your Zachery?"
"Yes, he's that amazing."
Zachery by AliMarie<3 January 10, 2012
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It may just be a nickname, but he is one of the awesomest people out there. He could be a total player if he wanted to, he's just that hot, but he decided it wasn't for him. He is cool and epic and wow totally amazing.
Zachay omg rail me in the pp pls oh yes harder my duckling oh oh oh im about to cum bb oh yes
Zachay by EpicGamerCum4D February 17, 2021
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Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.
Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.
Zached by stoney ek February 5, 2010

Lazy Zachry 

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.
Don't go in there, somebody left a "lazy zachry" in the men's room.

Miller Zachel 

A very thick and meaty man from perrysburg that knows how to get the ladies with his massive shaft
Oh my look at Miller Zachel over there I wanna suck his cock
Miller Zachel by Daddy daddy 69 January 18, 2019
The coolest name on the planet. Only awesome people can use the name.
Zache is cool.
Zache by zache smith August 20, 2010
To violently put something/person in its place. Usually resulting in improper functioning of said thing/person.
after playing a particularly frustrating game of halo 2, he got up and with unwavering intention picked up his Xbox and ZACHED it,big time.
zached by zach ar eye ah January 1, 2009