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N. (Zah-kūh)
1. A person who can not spell, yet graduated from high school. Also, a name used to describe a mild form of autism, (i.e: Aspergers) 2. A person, usually a man, who is extremely awkward in social situations. Or, makes terrible jokes about situations that were actually tragic and not funny at all, in social situations. 3. A man who looks British, and it is caused by his jaw line. 4. A good husband. "Did that guy really just spell "the" wrong?"
"Yes, he is definitely a Zach!" |
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A cheating asshole who likes to have sex with you then brag about it to his friends who then try to hook up with you once you break up. STAY AWAY ladies he is bad news all around. He only lasts a minute or two in bed then likes to brag about how good he is. Dont be fooled by his sweet smile, he is a douche and deserves to get a rare STD that has no cure and makes your penis fall off...oh wait...his penis is so small already that there wouldnt be much to fall off. And watch out for that crazy tongue thing he does while you are kissing...his spit gets EVERWHERE! you are being such a zach right now
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A sexy guy who is tough on the outside, but pretty like a unicorn on the inside. HAS A LARGE PENIS is what I am getting at. Sam: yummy look at that Zach.
Alan: I know dont you just wanna eat him up. Sam: Yea, and look at his lage cock. Coach: Players get out of the shower already. |
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| 39. | Zach | ||
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a liar with a small penis, nasty teeth, a fat ass, terrible grammar skills, and has zero game. An overall loser. That guy thinks he is so cool but little does he know, he's actually a zach.
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to thrust ones male parts back and forth into ones face repeatedly while wearing a red bandana around ones neck. Zach is also known as the Bandit. I bent down to pick up a pencil I dropped and my face got Zached on.
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The most overused ass name in Urban Dictionary "Oh, His name is Zach"
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach" "My new baby's name is Zach..." NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!! |
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| 42. | Zach | ||
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A sweet, hyper, funny guy who has add. Will always look out for you, and you can talk to him for hours without getting bored. Life of the party, and can always make you smile and laugh no matter what. Has a small drinking problem, and goes through girls quickly. Easy to fall for. Will always be there for you. Has the lamest, but funniest sayings. Loves to sing. Extremely good looking. You: "I really need someone to cheer me up."
Friend: "Talk to Zach, he'll have you crying from laughing so hard in a couple of minutes." |
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