vagina, to be used in a very surreptitious manner
My girlfriend has the best yutch. She brings it over and I can eat it all day.
(1: Noun) An old out of touch person who can be a complete Biotch and is lacking in the mental capacity to hold a clear, coherent conversation.
(2: Verb) The action in which one finds themselves possessing some or all of the qualities of a yutch.
"Yo man, did you get our paper in to that yutch on time?"
"Ya man, but she was completely oblivious to the fact that I had even passed it in... just kept speaking at me; recounting for 20 minutes her travels to the east.
Grandpa: "What do you want to do today, hun?"
Grandma: "Maybe go to the mall and tell the kids drinking soda pop 'bout the good ole days, and how much we had to work to get a single soda pop..."
Grandpa:"So the only idea you've got is to yutch about in the mall? Go make me a sandwich, and fetch my diabetes pill too."