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So you want to be a Yuppie? Here's what you have to do.
Never act masculine. Masculine is macho, you know, and all the soccer moms just HATE anything masculine.
Never learn how to drive a stick shift like a man. Drive a wussy automatic, just like an old grandma. Or a chimpanzee. Step on your brakes all the time, just like an old lady. Ride your brakes going down all hills. Never learn how to gear down your transmission or take it out of overdrive.
Cultivate arrogance. Wear it on your face as a smug expression. Always talk down to waiters and service people, to let them know you're a hot-shit Yuppie. To prove your worth, always blow a trumpet fanfare when you lock your car. Be the first Yuppie on the block to buy a set of trumpets that blow when you lock your house. Everyone wants to hear trumpets, and they will all look up to you in awe and admiration.
Always jabber and prattle on your cell phone like an old lady gossiping. Everyone who sees you will admire you.
Learn to call problems "issues," just like a soccer mom. All the soccer moms will admire you for that.
Tell everyone you're going on vacation in Cancun or St. Tropez. That will surely score you big points with the soccer moms.
Always carry a PDA. The more useless things it does, the better. Show everyone how it can dial a phone and remind you it's time to go for your manicure. For extra points, let it remind you to go for a pedicure.
When a crowd is listening, pick up your cell phone and talk LOUDLY. Say "buy 40,000 shares of IBM."
Wherever you go, assume an air of entitlement. You are entitled to take your dog inside stores, despite the NO DOGS signs. You are entitled to use your cell phone in the movies. You are entitled to two parking spaces.
Trent is an insipid, smirking Yuppie. He is entitled to park his Lexus in the handicap parking place because he'll only be in the store for 20 minutes.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda September 29, 2007
any one person that thinks they are better than others unlike them or people that raise their kids on psychology books and in private schools. Their offspring have attitudes of hate towards others less beautiful or rich. Usually found wearing Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle or other polo shirts.
by Alloy Skull September 25, 2003
Rich people who suck
Look at that damn yuppie...they suck!
by Batman March 06, 2005
Young "upper class" profesional, profesional what you say? Professional obnoxious moron who knows how to destroy anything that isn't rich, white, and republican.
Some yuppie bitch moved into our nieborhood and now we can't hunt people anymore.
by DonkeyThunder April 30, 2003
Yuppie derives from words Young Upcoming Person (Y.U.P).
"All those yuppies with their Armanis and cell phones..."
by Lauri Laitinen March 18, 2005
a person whos phone in contantly attached to their hand/with them 24/7.
p1: "shhh im on the phone"
p2: "again?" ur such a yuppie!"
by iamsogr8 June 05, 2005
A person that has the ability to 'sweet talk'(manipulate those near them as in pocket puppets/competition and 'buttock kissing'), do the hours to overtake their supervisor's and the most obvious of which is to live shallow lives wearing baroni/ermene image wear
yes sir.. it was his fault(mine).. no sir.. I can handle this situation. This person will never cause you problems again.... oh and by the way i contacted your wife/husband and told them we were in meetings all afternoon.. I booked the pompous golf resort this afternoon.. care for a game?
by batfinker (mike w) March 11, 2004
An adjective describing pretentiously packaged products that sell for an inflated price; but whose quality is either higher, or exactly the same, as their alternatives.
by Anonymous July 15, 2003