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So you want to be a Yuppie? Here's what you have to do.
Never act masculine. Masculine is macho, you know, and all the soccer moms just HATE anything masculine.
Never learn how to drive a stick shift like a man. Drive a wussy automatic, just like an old grandma. Or a chimpanzee. Step on your brakes all the time, just like an old lady. Ride your brakes going down all hills. Never learn how to gear down your transmission or take it out of overdrive.
Cultivate arrogance. Wear it on your face as a smug expression. Always talk down to waiters and service people, to let them know you're a hot-shit Yuppie. To prove your worth, always blow a trumpet fanfare when you lock your car. Be the first Yuppie on the block to buy a set of trumpets that blow when you lock your house. Everyone wants to hear trumpets, and they will all look up to you in awe and admiration.
Always jabber and prattle on your cell phone like an old lady gossiping. Everyone who sees you will admire you.
Learn to call problems "issues," just like a soccer mom. All the soccer moms will admire you for that.
Tell everyone you're going on vacation in Cancun or St. Tropez. That will surely score you big points with the soccer moms.
Always carry a PDA. The more useless things it does, the better. Show everyone how it can dial a phone and remind you it's time to go for your manicure. For extra points, let it remind you to go for a pedicure.
When a crowd is listening, pick up your cell phone and talk LOUDLY. Say "buy 40,000 shares of IBM."
Wherever you go, assume an air of entitlement. You are entitled to take your dog inside stores, despite the NO DOGS signs. You are entitled to use your cell phone in the movies. You are entitled to two parking spaces.
Trent is an insipid, smirking Yuppie. He is entitled to park his Lexus in the handicap parking place because he'll only be in the store for 20 minutes.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda September 29, 2007
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Someone who buys a motorcycle and rides it wearing a t-shirt, shorts and mandals and drives for swift. And/or doesn't eat pizzas.
A guy drives by on a bike wearing the yuppie "uniform"

Person 1: fuckin yuppie

Person 2: Yea MAAAN!
by Blazer Beast April 20, 2010
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a black kid who loves to hang with white people and win their favor
ie: a standing ovation that is wanted

also can be use as a compliment, but most of the times its a deragortory term.
nigga 1: awwwww man im tryna kick it right now and smoke weed.

amani: no thank you sir. i would like to hang out with my friend sawyer and nick and go on a boat and look at white girls all day. my sincere apologies.

nigga 1: aww you is such a fuckin yuppie...lovin them white folks

white people: yaaaaaay amani!!!!

nigga 2: wow thats a fuckin standin ovation. straight up nigga 1
by Diego110 May 02, 2009
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A word used by ignorant, unclean, uneducated people to describe people who are successful, clean, care about their health and the environment.
"Look at that yuppie shopping at Trader Joe's.. he thinks he's better than me because he buys organic food".
by LoveMyOregon November 05, 2008
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The official word to describe the Southerners that contradict to the northerners, also known as the term ‘Yankee. ’
That Yuppie's got pointy tits!
by uhmm3roughndsc July 18, 2010
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The epitome of the anti-hippie hippie
Look at that yuppie. Hes rich
by Mark October 27, 2004
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Young Underpaid Professional
Hate being a yuppie, need to find a new work
by JRhyan September 18, 2010
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To understand the word yuppie, I believe a mini-geneaology is helpful. Many yuppies, during the 60s were hippies who opposed the Vietnam War with their slogan of peace and love. At the beginning of the 70s, this movement died and most of the hippies sold out. The energy and momentum they had created, they poured into the capitalist market, and rather than make love they started to make money. That´s why I believe the term yuppie has connotations of inauthenticity because many yuppies once had a higher ideal; they were playing a bigger game and they traded it in for consumerism.
Boulder, Colorado was one of the epicenters of hippiedom back in the 60s and now it is super-yuppie. It's now called "the rich, white utopia".
by Huachita May 24, 2007
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