Bottled spring water that one purchases.
In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks.
Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.
Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut
Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.