Yuppster 

(noun): A genre of stereotype that is usually a young suburban white male. A devolution of a yuppie and a hipster. Can be characterized by the wearing of their sisters pants, v-neck shirts, 40 year-old lesbian haircut and ironic eyewear. Listens to music too cool for you on University independent radio. Babbles about the environment and being a vegan, as if anybody gives a shit. WARNING: Adhering to the yuppster ways is hazardous to your health . Loss of testosterone due to tight pants and frequent neck problems from constantly jerking your head back to get your bangs out of your face.

Chase: Did you meet the new guy chris?
Clint: You mean the guy who is wearing his sisters clothes whilst having a dinner plate in his ear, like he's on the cover of national geographic?
Chase: Ooohh yeah, total yuppster.
Clint: Man, id love to kick that guy in the nuts!

Yuppster by By-god Bob May 9, 2011

yuppester 

n.
1. A person who watches the OC, listens to pop rock as it were heavy metal, and wears a collared shirt with the top 1/3 open. They also tend to wear excess amount of hair gel ( amounts that could feed hundred of starving children in Malayasia). Gold, expensive-looking chains and dress pants complete the look. Yuppesters also tend to like to quote movies from long ago, and love to hold ridiculous opinions about everything from politics to sex with absolutely no proof whatsoever. Simply put: the world would be a much better place with out them.
2. 95% of West Palm Beaches' population

Person 1: " Kurt is a goddamn yuppester."
Person 2: "Why, did he hit on you?"
Person 1: No, dude, he said women like foreplay"
Person 2: " Ha, what a jackass, he obviously has no clue"
Person 1: " Want to beat his head in?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't want to get hair gel all over my hands"

yuppester by Desertfox July 16, 2008

Yuppster 

A Yuppie who, due to the post-2015 mainstream popularity and visibility of subversive culture through the internet (especially social media platforms), claims ridiculously to be a Hipster; while still embodying the conservative, self-seeking, mainstream, group-think, socially exploitative, advertisement-culture-admonishing, misogynist, patriarchally-conformed perception of suburbanite middle America.

Yuppie + Hipster = Yuppster

A captain of gentrification and social appropriation.

Suburbanite Becky/Bro: "I know all about Capitol Hill (Seattle), I've been here three years. Can't you see my privilege tattoos? This culture is about me now, or at the very least, policed by me."

Old-School Queer: "Wow, this yuppster embodies all the forces of ignorance, oppression and appropriation; and has just described themselves as a member of the timeline group that caused the gentrification and mass eviction of Capitol Hill. Where's my homemade guillotine?"

Yuppster by SerpentsEve September 4, 2021