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4.
a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.
James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log
by JimmidyJames December 28, 2009
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the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much
#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...
by bleeewwee December 29, 2007
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one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!
by Cootie Brown March 15, 2007
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3.
A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.
by Trainable June 28, 2008
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5.
When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.
"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"
by Xkcd 1435 December 18, 2011
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6.
Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.
Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!
by GoingToAlpha December 22, 2010
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A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.
Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."
by AgEnTmoLdER469 December 21, 2011
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