I wish you would
Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you
I wish you would by Iceypimp July 25, 2019
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I wish you would
A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.
Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss??
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.
I wish you would by Amy Williford December 14, 2008
you WOULD
an extremely anoying phrase meaning "that is very typical of you". commonly seen following the equally agitating expression "but really".it is a well-known fact that you cannot win a logical battle with the "you WOULD" person. the only known comeback to "you WOULD" is "i DID", but does not sufficiently bring down the person. you must emphasize "WOULD" or it loses meaning and sense completely.
person- "omg i totally forgot we had a huge test today!"
idiot- "you WOULD forget we had a huge test today."
person- "i DID forget."
idiot- "but really."
idiot- "you WOULD forget we had a huge test today."
person- "i DID forget."
idiot- "but really."
you WOULD by youwouldaskmyname February 5, 2008
you would think so
A phrase that is of literal agreement, but underlined with sarcasm. Particularly used when someone is extremely frustrated with something.
"What's wrong with this piece of shit?! When I push the power button it should turn on."
"You would think so."
"You would think so."
you would think so by Skylak April 20, 2009
You would fuck the shit out of my cousin
A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.
Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
You would fuck the shit out of my cousin by Gzoom August 6, 2016
You would know
Something commonly said to someone if they happen to be knowledgeable on something sad, pathetic, or sick.
Brian: Hey Joe, Why do you play computer games all your life?
Joe: What the fuck are you talking about? It only takes an average of 4026 hours 43 minutes and 7 seconds to get all the max levels on runescape.
Brian: You would know... you would know...
Example 2
Conner:There are so many date rape drugs these days People who use them drugs are just sad because they can't get any.
James: Um...rohypnol, ketamine, burundanga, and rohibitril are the only ones commonly used. Besides they only knock someone out for a max of 24 hours... so don't talk shit about date rapists.
Conner: You would know... you would know...
Joe: What the fuck are you talking about? It only takes an average of 4026 hours 43 minutes and 7 seconds to get all the max levels on runescape.
Brian: You would know... you would know...
Example 2
Conner:There are so many date rape drugs these days People who use them drugs are just sad because they can't get any.
James: Um...rohypnol, ketamine, burundanga, and rohibitril are the only ones commonly used. Besides they only knock someone out for a max of 24 hours... so don't talk shit about date rapists.
Conner: You would know... you would know...
You would know by 99 archerman June 7, 2009
You would
A phrase used by fucking morons in response to nearly everything. It usually makes no sense in the way it is used, but since the speaker is a fucking idiot, they don't know or care.
You would by steviewonder January 22, 2009