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A website in which you can post videos on. It was created by two people who are now Billionaires because Google bought them out. Rich bastards...

They're thinking of renaming it Gootube.
What a gay name...
Youtube. 'Please don't rename to Gootube'
by Neo D. October 14, 2006
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Website full of trolls, losers and low lives. The comments section on most of the videos consists of pearls of wisdom along the lines of "ure gay", "ure a retard" or "i hope u die in a fire". Then when you disable comments you get messages telling you you're a coward. Disabling comments isn't cowardly, it's perfectly sensible not to want to read the inane comments that these utter morons leave.

Luckily there's now an option of only receiving messages from people on your friend list. If you're uploading your first video I suggest you disable comments and only allow people on your friend list to contact you.

YouTube users also seem to like viewing videos of bands they don't like just so they can whinge about something. Look at a Pink Floyd video for instance and you'll see dozens of comments saying things like "Pink Floyd suck." OK then, p*ss off and watch another video and stop complaining you idiot.
Inside the mind of a typical YouTube user - "I hate your videos. I hate them so much I watched them all just so I could post moronic comments on all of them. I could have watched videos I actually like but I'm too much of a loser to do that. I'm also too much of a loser to make my own videos but I feel it's perfectly acceptable to criticise other peoples work. If you block me I'll make another five Id's just to harass you. I have all day to spend on my school computer making an idiot of myself. I have to do something to take my mind off the fact that I'm an insignificant prepubescent little child"
by Crazee GaGa June 19, 2007
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A video website where you can go to laugh at people make complete asses of themselves.
OMG WTF this guy just licked a frozen pole! He's such a moron! Hahaha! I love YouTube
by YouTube April 15, 2007
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Website which allows users to upload their own videos. Also allows users to comment on videos which other users have previously upload. However these comments somehow ALWAYS end in racial arguements.
Example unnecessary, check for self www.youtube.com
by Kdotcdotpdot October 02, 2008
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Once a good site for sharing and watching videos, it is now a place for prepubescent kids with video cameras to upload Jackass reenactments and video blogs about their uneventful lives. It also has a comment system full of bad grammar, chain letters, and advertisements.
Kid 1: Hey guys did you see my cool new youtube video? Me and the other 3rd graders jumped of of a 2 foot hill and then rolled around unnecessarily to make it seem like it was more life threatening.
Kid 2: I am so gonna comment on that and give it 5 stars.

Comment 1: dude leik schweet im leik amaized n stund
Comment 2: ~~~~Go to myuneventfulblog.com~~~~
Comment 3: 6 days from now you will find the love of your life if you post this 20 more times. If you don't you will die from a lightning blot.
by GeneralGore September 13, 2007
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Yet another sight for procrastination...
I'm too busy on Youtube and Urban Dictionary to finish that report.
by ForeverYoung36 March 09, 2011
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An addictive site for videos. Nowadays it's clogged up with pointless ads from vevo and mainstream music. By broadcasting videos, people have gained fame that they may or may not deserve. It's still a pretty good site though.
I think I'll go and watch some random videos on youtube.
by Don'tsayIdidn'twarnyou December 18, 2010
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