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MY TEAM YOUR TEAM 

when walking down the street with a friend, and you see someone who is particularly interesting (hot, ugly, enormous, weird),
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)
(man with purple pants, bright red shit, 12 piercings on his face alone, and blue hair walks by and you see is time to play MY TEAM YOUR TEAM)
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"
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The greatest game played on Earth. When you see someone that makes you laugh whether it's their clothing, hair style, the way they walk, what they drive, their family, etc.. just say Your Team to your friend. It's rude but hilarious. There really aren't any rules..
"Wow, guy with mullet rocking the hawaiian shirt? Your team.."
"Did you become a fan of "Your Team" on facebook yet?.. No? Well Dude.. you are on your own team then"
YOUR TEAM by YourTeamAdmin March 3, 2010
A game where you put freaks on your friends' "teams." (Freaks meaning people who look weird or are doing something weird.) You can't use people you know or famous people and you have to see them in real life (not on TV). Some day, all the teams will participate in an Olympic-like competition.
"Rattail in the running shorts, your team."

"... Sweet"
Your Team by Pao August 6, 2008
It's the end of the world and you and your friends are opponents. Only one of you can survive. You have to pick teams for your survival. The only problem is you can only put people on your opponents team. Basically, you pick the worst people you could possibly find and put them on your opponents team.
Guy with the velvet pants, no shirt, and a cowboy hat... Your Team.
Your Team by yourteammaster June 29, 2011
When you see someone who is a "character" and you "place" him/her on someone's(friends) "team." Usually ugly and/or reaallyyyy weird looking people qualify for team placing. This is like in P.E. when you're picking teams and you see some really weird and/or ugly kid and you don't want them on your team so you yell your team! The idea of the game is to put the most and WORST people on your friends' teams. It NEVER ends. It's mean, but insanely fun.
You see a guy walking down the street wearing socks and sandals, short shorts, really white legs, etc.

You yell "Your Team!" to your friend.
your team by KY HOLE October 14, 2008
A game in which two or more players place another random person on one of the other participating players "team". The team in which the random person is placed, is imaginary and has no real purpose, except for a laugh among the players. There is no real game, or draft.

It is also customary to name a celebrity, or rediculous character that the new found "team member" looks like, before placing them on their new team.
(As a skinny long haired bearded guy walks by) "hey john, Jesus is on YOUR TEAM."
your team by one eyed jimbo April 11, 2007
a game in which you see an ugly
person and tell your friend that
they are on their team. -really
no winner or loser, it just makes
you look like a complete ass!
"What a cow...YOUR TEAM!"
"Awe man..."
your team by bee-wiz April 18, 2008