"in real life"
the last line of defense for someone whose pride has been crushed online. refers to the fact that life offline matters more and invariably resorted to in all online arguments between strangers because it cant really be proven whether you are in fact the varsity-squad ladies man you claim to be or whether you are a total loser and reject who is still horrible at the internet

an accidental collaboration of geodude, the most annoying cave pokemon, and fredfredburger. a queer who hates little kids and loves feet, who wishes they were an oscar meyer weiner. who has a contagious laugh that has been recorded countless times on their pimp, angelas phone. who gets mad when gay stuff is put on their myspace. who is kind of a hypocrite and doesnt pay attention to half of the things it says and ends up contradicting itself without notice. geofreds want to be chefs when they grow up and that is one of the reasons why they are closely related to chowder. geofreds always say random stuff and think that they can beat angelas in guitar hero but deep down inside, he knows that PICHUS AND PIKACHUS PWWWNNN HIM IN EVEERYYYTHING!!! they think "itz all about tha benjaminzzz" but angelas think he needs a better face. Bwahah. He loves gay CORN with a capital P. they like to eat at subway and gets mad when angelas wouldnt wanna go to the mall with him and people. Hes got a pimp named Angela, a HOLE*WithAJapaneseAccent* named Raeveen, and a hoochiemama named Aileen. Hes a pokemon master in his mind. But really, he sucks chode. Hes just challenged. He wishes his name was Stacy or Rashida. He wants to meet Flavor Flav, cuhs he knows what time it is. He loves PUHLUMS. He doesnt wanna say it again. He says he has vocals, but he wont prove it. CUHS HE CANT. He dreams of being a geisha. he loves lamps with naked women on them. His bed has a hole in it for his little, LITTLE,...

V - to make someone dead is to masturbate on them, while looking at them, without them knowing, and then ejaculate on them. It only counts if you are male and they are also male, otherwise youre just being creepy. This is also called killing them. If you survive the longest without being killed, you are the winner and the game starts over.

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.