|1.||your mom's face|
A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'
Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.
Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*
acronym standing for "mom I'd like to ass fuck".
Dude, youre mom is a total milaf.
|3.||Thank Your Mom|
The sudden big and random bumps on trails in the woods (also known as yahoo's or diversion ditch) that make a path for water runoff on the hill.
The path going up the hill was nice and calm until all of a sudden... woah thank your mom!
Best comeback ever created.
Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."
Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"
One who is the mother of someone named Peter. See also fuckable
Peter: "Youre ugly!"
Me: "Well yeah? Your mom!"
When a close friend of you openly has sex with your mom, and then flaunts it just to irritate you.
J: Youre moms a whore, who is waiting under my desk at work for when i return.
P: Jrock, stop wlaking.
An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.
Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.
Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.