your dog speaks chinese 

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel

Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese

your dog speaks chinese by sujark November 19, 2020

smooth your dog

A Bristolian phrase for petting your dog.

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?

smooth your dog by MNZT November 26, 2016

your dog wants steak 

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

your dog wants steak by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

your dog 

One of the more recent variations of "your mom". Generally used so as not to offend people without a mother.

"So where are we going today?"
"Your dog wants to know!"

"You suck!"
"Your dog sucks!"

your dog by kaylurb January 9, 2006

CURB YOUR DOG 

The term "Curb Your Dog" basically has two meanings. One meaning is to keep your dog under control and out of trouble ... ie; keep your dog leashed and/or confine to your property as to keep them from causing trouble for others. It also means to pick up your dog's poo when they are out of your property ... EX: while on walks and/or at the local park you should carry plastic bags and watch for when and where your dog takes a crap and clean it up! No one likes to step in and/or smell dog poo!

While out walking her dogs, Jen saw a sign that read "Please Curb Your Dog". She then remembered that she forgot the poo bags and went back home to get them.

We have been having problems with the neighbor's dog getting in our yard and digging and/or pooing the yard. So we got one of those "Curb Your Dog" signs.

CURB YOUR DOG by flutter September 1, 2007

fuck you and I hope your dog dies 

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.

Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope your dog dies.

fuck you and I hope your dog dies by Choda Boy 57 September 19, 2007

clap your dog 

When you have sex with someone's dog to spite them

Shut up Henry, I'm going to clap your dog.

clap your dog by Dcprentiss February 26, 2017