Your [uncle] bisexual 

Nicknamed the “ silent killer “ for it’s brutality

Bob: your mom gay and ur dad lebian and your granny tranny

Edward: your uncle bisexual

Billy: *melts*

Your [uncle] bisexual by Mc oof March 11, 2018

Your uncle tonight 

Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!

*It's raining and you're changing clothes*

Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?

Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.

You: Get the fuck out of here!

Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!

Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*

Your uncle tonight by gayishomo March 6, 2019

Your Uncle Bunkle 

If you say this to your enemies they will bow before your might and accept you as the leader of all that is and all that will ever be.

Hey Timmy your mom gey
Oh yeah well your uncle bunkle
*timmy fucking dies and you become the prince of Persia.*

Your Uncle Bunkle by ShallowGecko March 15, 2018

Your uncle Donald Trump 

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and ur dog bisexual

Han : your mom gay
Luke : your dad lesbian
Han : your dog bisexual
Luke : your uncle Donald Trump
Han : *dies*

Your uncle Donald Trump by lord.valarys April 6, 2018

Your uncle Chester is a molester

This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.

Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip

Your uncle Chester is a molester by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 June 5, 2018

Your Uncle Gus 

A 'your mom' insult against a European.

<Klondyke> Fuckle your uncle Gus, italian pizza boy!
<Italy> Who?

Your Uncle Gus by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

your uncle trap 

Far worse than ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian

13 year old 1: “ur mum gay”
13 year old 2: “no u”
13 year old 1: “your uncle trap”
13 year old 2: *crying*

your uncle trap by mlp king March 15, 2018