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National hug your partner day 

May 16th is national hug your partner day! Give your partner a hug and tell them how much they mean to you!
You: *hugs*
Partner: thank you but why?
You: it’s may 16th! National hug your partner day :)
Partner: *hugs*

APPRECIATE YOUR PARTNER DAY

appreciate your partner day is where you appreciate your partner and praise them and this is everyday.
“hey guess what?”

“what?”
“its a appreciate your partner day!”
“oh really?”

“yes, now face down ass up”

Leaving your partner for cheating 

That's also what this is like!
Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"

National Fuck Your Partner Day 

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

National "Twerk for your partner" day

April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend
Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"

Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"

Bf: "Bet"

Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day

Make-out with your partner day 

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!
“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day