a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say
Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!
your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis
A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday
A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.
A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
the answer to all lifes questions and queries.
you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom
you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom
you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom
Often used as a quick way to burn somebody
John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?
An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.
Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...
The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom
. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom
or when you're talking to someone's mom
), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69
john: As often as I 69 your mom
every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom
Retort to a negative comment. Often followed by the exclamation OHHHHH!
A-That is one large sandwich.
B-Your Mom is a large sandwich
Possibly the most idiotic, uncreative insult
ever. It's similar to a "yo mama joke", but a your mom joke is even more retarded. It's usually used by morons
who can't come up with a decent comeback
. Another annoying thing is when a dumbass says a "your mom
, another dumbass (often a random douchebag
that has nothing to do with the situation, but decides to butt in) will say something like "OHHHHHHHH!!!" or "You just got burned
(guy 1 pushes guy 2)
guy 2: What the Hell you, pushed me you motherfucking, piece of shit, cock sucking, ass-faced, douchebag
guy 1: Well ummmm, I pushed your mom
if you know what I mean!
random idiot: OHHHHHHH!!! You got burned!!!
guy 2: That was a shitty comeback
guy 1: Your mom is a shitty comeback!
random idiot: OHHHHHHHH!!! Burned again!!!
(guy 2 kicks the shit out of guy 1 and random idiot for being annoying