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A phrase used when somebody doesn't know any good comebacks.

Also used as part of a joke

The woman who gave birth to you
Person1: You're so gay
Person2: Your mom

Your mom's so fat she stepped in the ocean and said 'Who put this puddle here?'

Person: I'd like you to meet your mom, Casie
by Stepheli November 10, 2005

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1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore"
2. Your female caretaker
Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!

guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!
by your moms face! December 22, 2004

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An entirely overused phrase, popular among teenagers. Frequently used when speaker is not thinking. The outcome tends to be something like this:
Me: "What are you doing?"
You: "YOUR MOM!"
Me: "That sounded really bad."
You: "Shit."

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something you say when you can't think of anything else to say, or if you just want to insult someone without thinking too hard. Can also be varied in response.
guy #1 - "Dude, shut up"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom!"
guy #1 - "well uh, <i>your</i> mom!"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom's daughter's mom!"
guy #1 - "your mom's mom's mom's grandson's son's mom!"
guy #2 - "your sister!"
guy #1 - "YOU BASTARD!!" *he hits guy #2 with a fantastic right hook*
by silent17 February 22, 2004

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When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."
Person 1-"You sir, are a shitface cockmaster."

Person 2-"Your mom."

Person 3-"Oh, they're good.
by ยง July 19, 2004

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Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.
Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!
by Your mama, obviously. September 17, 2004

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can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement
Example 1:
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH

Example2:
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up
by Roscoed your mom June 23, 2004

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answer to any and every question anyone asks you
friend:who are you talking to on the phone
you: your mom

sister:your ugly
you: your mom
by David's girl July 14, 2005

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