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A phrase used when somebody doesn't know any good comebacks.

Also used as part of a joke

The woman who gave birth to you
Person1: You're so gay
Person2: Your mom

Your mom's so fat she stepped in the ocean and said 'Who put this puddle here?'

Person: I'd like you to meet your mom, Casie
by Stepheli November 10, 2005

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the most effective phrase to piss someone off.
someguy:thats dumb.
me:your mom is dumb.
someguy:you are juvinile and ugly.
me:your mom is juvinile and ugly.
someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*
by satanic ninja January 28, 2004

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The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.
"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."
by Anonymous April 20, 2003

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"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.
Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.
by Peter March 13, 2004

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When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.
1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."
by Derrick March 03, 2005

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An overused phrase (much like your mom), especially in jokes, or heated conversation. Also serves as a mark of stupidity when you can't come up with anything else to say.
Person One: Well that sucks...
Person Two: That's what your mom said last night..
by Yoor Mom May 03, 2003

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Who I was doing.
Police: What were you doing last night
Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW!


As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an online chat, like me.
by Guy who did your mom March 11, 2004

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The new "the dog ate me homeowork"
Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!
by Emily Weaver May 08, 2005

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