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1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.
1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!
by Ethan March 06, 2005
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Funny/annoying thing to say; or the comeback for girls. . Followed by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. best insult/ comeback in all situations

WARNING DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON'S DAD IS DEAD

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Girl: YOUR DAD!! OOOOOOOOOOH

Guy: weres my girlfriend?
Girl: with your dad!
Guy: My dad's dead
Girl. oh my god im so sorry
Guy: SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by ~*~*~}{yP}{Y Q|_|33N~*~*~ July 28, 2006
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What my 13 year old wigger brother says because he thinks your momisn't cool anymore...

Like it ever was >_<
"Hey, listen to me you little asshole!"
"Your dad! Your dad! Your dad!"
"My dad is your dad too you fucktard." *face palms*
by Laverne April 15, 2004
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A man, born roughly 16-30 years before you. Usually married to Your Mom. Responsible for roughly 1/3 of your upbringing, via monetary support. Also A major factor in childhood traumatization, and hereditary alcoholism. In addition, Your Dad is one of the few people GUARANTEED to make sexy time with your mom on a regular basis.
Your dad is at the bar, AGAIN
by The DickTater January 02, 2011
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the one who happily stuck his dick in your mom
(back in the 70's) OH DADDY! FUCK ME!
by your daddy March 12, 2004
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really your mom with a sex change
your mom snowboards
by wipe April 08, 2003
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A comeback to kids that make fun of your family.
by BadassMemes June 19, 2016
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