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Your da sells avon 

If you saw someone selling avon in the street, it’s probably Jacob Manners’s dad.
Fuck off daft cunt, your da sells avon

my ma knows your da

Meaning my mother knows your father. Normally said to a friend.
Im gonna ride the bollocks off yer ma all nite long while shes lying on her side and im spoonin her like i spoon ur da every friday nite! my ma knows your da and im gonna ride the fuck out of ur ma so hard her shit will come out her ears for the next 6 weeks.

I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine 

pootie tang phrase apparently meaning "I will perform a physical action on you", such as "I will whip your ass with this belt", or "I will have sex with you".
1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay

The ultimate one hit kill spell, only used by the most skilled of wizards
Guy: Hey buddy, you looking for trouble?
Wizard: You leave me no choice, Zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay
Guy: *dies*

Da vell salamy on your wibe 

Thats just too bad, too bad for you, better luck next time.
Wow!Da vell salamy on your wibe, you forgot to answer the multiple choice questions on the other page for your S.A.T exam.

Your mom is not da bomb 

The ultimate argument ending comeback on Roblox. Those hit by this will instantly explode.
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*