It is also customary to name a celebrity, or rediculous character that the new found "team member" looks like, before placing them on their new team.
Whenever a player sees an especially obese, hairy, or otherwise grody person, he yells out "YOUR TEAM!" to his buddy, and that person is placed on the respective players imaginary "team".
The goal is to put as many nasty looking people on your buddies team as you can.
"That 400 pound prostitute in the leopard print mini skirt is on your team!"
"Did you become a fan of "Your Team" on facebook yet?.. No? Well Dude.. you are on your own team then"
You yell "Your Team!" to your friend.
The way to play You Team: See one of these undesirables "Your Teamers" and point them out to another person you are playing with. Just say "Your Team" and then they are added to that person's team. The point of adding old and crippled people to the other person's team is strategy for the coming war. (more on that soon.)
Each person playing is considered a General of their own army. Each time a You Teamer is added to that person's army they are essentially getting a useless solder. Like having an army of only foot solders fighting against a wave of jet fighters if that makes sense.
At the end of time there will be a war between all the Generals and their respective team members will fight each other. That's why it's important not to put well off people on each other person's team. The winner will be those that have smart strong and young team members and the loses will be those with an army full of You Teamers.