| 1. | your my boy bobby! | ||
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Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke 1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys" 2) Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!" This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way. |
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| 2. | fort minor | ||
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One sentence fully describes Fort minor : "Work of art"
expressing hip hop in ways unimaginable. New style of hip hop thats irreplaceble. Beats with sound thats irerasable from the mind. Lyrics that moves the heart, mind, body, and soul. Your head will be rockin to the beat of the sounds, to the lyrics that comes out of this mans mouth. this man is Michael kenji shinoda. true artist with true feelins speakin about the "truth" about life. the "truth " shall set you free. With fort minor truth is released , as you hear as they preach, with the new kind of beats. Your bound to jump out your seat and buy the Cds. 'the rising tied" in stores now, you bounded to take a bow, to your true hip hop masters. A tid that no brick or fence can stop. A wave of artist that have been sent to shape the world for people of all ages, young and old. this S#$T was sold. Bobby and boy are brothers. Bobby listens to fort minor, and loves mike shinodas style, and his style of wrting. In this scene Bobby breaks in his own house, He use to rob people, but noe since listening to "The rising tied" Bobby uses his aggressiveness to good use.
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Bobby : Get your PunkA$$ up and buy the CD (points pistol at boy) boy; Okay! Okay! Take whatever you want! Don't hurt me.... I'm going (boy gets up from bed and rushes for shoes) Bobby; Foo you think i'm playing, what you don't like this S#$T? boy: sure I do.... (bobby points pistol at boy) Bobby: Thats not what i want to hear, motha trucker (boy cries) Bobby: Say it......NOW! Boy: Okay! Okay (boy cries) I LOVE THIS S@#T! I LOVE THE RISING TIED Bobby: thats what I wanted to hear, now move A$$ (Boy tries to put shoes on) Bobby: "Wait a minute..What the F$%K you doin?" Boy: Putting my shoes on Bobby : Foo you think I'm playin, you better get you A$$ out that door NOW!Your shoes are not important foo F$#K FACE! (Bobby Shoots celing, boy runs out the door, to music store,) Boy: okay, but later I'm tellin mom! (bobby whips the tears from his face) Bobby: my work is done here, time to go next door. |
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| 3. | k-work | ||
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The useless busy work that your boss has you do when there is nothing else to do. This is the most shittiest, crap work that no one wants to do, but must be done. It applies to all fields of work including, but not limited to, Graphic Design (scanning, renaming files, masking images) Administration (data entry, booking flights, etc.), Mortician (embalming, cleaning the body, etc.) Eric: What are you up to Johnny Boy?
John: Ahh man, I have shit load of k-work to do. Andrea: So what are you doing today Caroll? Caroll: Nothing but k-work. My boss has me changing one single date in thousands of excel sheets. |
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| 4. | GOLDEN BLUMPKIN | ||
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Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin. With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.
you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my "LAZER" |
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| 5. | AHMC | ||
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A group of guys who like to sit around and have arts & crafts time to paint their hockey masks. The one with the lazy eye has a glow in the dark ORIGINAL mask, which brings his AHMC super powers to the maximum. Sometimes they like to sit around the computer and type poems about "the fam" and look up antique hockey masks on EBAY, where they're bargin hunting. Sometimes it seems like they're the lost little boys from peter pan who can never find a home and are always running away. To be in the AMHC circle jerk club, you have to get a cig burn somewhere on your arm, menthol only pleaseee.
cowboy from toy story: Before we hit up the get fresh show, we have to put on our hockey masks and really get fresh.
little boy with silly pink hat: yeah bro, we're gonna tear it up in a few minutes. We gotta wait for Xswell guy ian oconnorX because he pretty much runs the show now since bitch boy bobby stepped down. Xswell guy ian oconnorX: HAHAH go home hickey boy, your parents miss you. oops, i just pissed in my pants, well not technically mine. Guy who has hickeys from twizzy: i'm not going home, I"M A REBEL. AND I LOVE THE FAM (AHMC) TOO MUCH THE BoBSTer LobSter: I have crustacians around my crotch, hence the 1290583049563809568th twats i've had in the past day FIN |
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| 6. | dog's age | ||
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A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age. (From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?" Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad happened today." Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt you? You tell Mama who hurt you." Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's water distribution engineer." Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong." |
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| 7. | Bobby Brown | ||
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1.Used in the place of really shitty brown weed. Normally found by your everyday regular weed seller. 2.A singer who began his music career as a member of the R&B boy band New Edition. Went Solo had a hit song called "My Prerogative" married Whitney Houston, got divorced, and his career took a dump. "Hey, you know anyone that got sum good weed? Nope the only person I know is Jimmy, and he only got that Bobby Brown."
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