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43. jiggly jiggly
SEX. the term was immortalised by the song 'jiggly jiggly' of which the lyrics were thus:

(it gets good in the 2nd verse :P)

So the boy knew the girl the girl knew the boy,
The boy met the girl the girl met the boy.
He said “Lemme take you out and show you a wicked time,
I’ll wine and dine you girl and then I’m gonna make you mine.
I’ll walk you home in the moonlight,
Coffee? Yes please, but what I really wanna do…

Is make Jiggly Jiggly on your sofa,
In yo bed I’m gonna hold you tight.
Make Jiggly Jiggly in the hallway,
Right through till the morning light.
We make Jiggly Jiggly by the window,
And after that we might,
Make Jiggly Jiggly on the carpet,
Right through till the morning light
all you think about is jiggly jiggly you make me sick mother!
44. son of a bitch
Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise

2. Amazement

3. Anger

4. Disappointment

5. Disgust

6. Revenge

7. Gratitude

8. Etc.
1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"

2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."

3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"

4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"

5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"

6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"

7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"

8. Or for any other situation.
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45. Skinner
The Biggest grub in Australia, who loves a good dirty pirate hooker, he often wonders wether eating your own honey is considered gay or not, he still wonders why he cant reach. Generally he loves to have random sex and invent laws and therims on maths, he does this at the same time. A sexual devient basically.
And there he was the skinner in my mother's bed
46. ten crack commandments
The Ten Crack Commandments Translated in to the Queens English:
Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you.

Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent.
Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah)
I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks.

Number three: Always trust somebody.
Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny.
Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly.
Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting.

Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling

Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed.
If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper

Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will.

Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate.
Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man.

Number eight: Maintain a trim figure
Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5

Number nine should have been the first one in my opi...
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47. Man Laws

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.
2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)
5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pa...
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48. puco
Pissed Up Carrying On
When some is absolutely wasted and they become a burden on you and friends, often wetting themselves or pissing in the wardrobe, groping everyone, throwing up all over your kitchen/garden, trying to have sex with people, ending up sleeping in your bed and making the whole house smell like sick and alcohol. But it's funny afterwards, right?
Jasmine: Jesus Wept, Katie was puco last night right?
Olivia: Totally! I mean, throwing up in a pan is one thing, but pants round the ankles is a whole other story! Did she grope you?
Jasmine: She did more than grope :|
49. zinging
when something is postitely spiffing. a way too express the joy and emotion one feels at any specific moment.
think of it as a orgasm for your mouth. slips off the tounge.
this is the zing man
this is zinging
your mother is zinging in bed.
papa smurf is the blue zing
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