v. The act of pissing on the private parts (over the pants only, weirdos... i mean c'mon..) of your friend with a group of people, a circus, an airplanes worth, a stadium or by yourself WHILE this said friend is passed out in a party from being drunk and dumb. (take turns for bonus points!)
The following day you must advise your said friend that "he pissed himself, ALOT". Only until a few years finally telling them the truth.
This definition is not responsible for those who attempt to dart, darted, or started darting people. AwesomerInc*
"While _____ was passed out on this party, me and a huge group of kids started darting the shit out of this one kid..."
"you darted him?"
"Yes, he was passed out so me and a large group of friends took turns peeing on the crotch of his pants. When he woke up we told him he pissed himself"
Pure awesome. Winning. Jizz in your pants awesome. Smart. Beautiful. A bundle of energy! They are loyal to their friends and hate liars. If you have ever wronged a Yuzuriha..well...let's just say you won't live to try it a second time.
They tend to be social butterflies. People are simply attracted to them naturally. I mean, c'mon, who wouldn't want to be friends with a Yuzuriha? Yuzuriha's are very protective over their friends and will not tolerate any wrong doing towards them.
Warning: They have a tendency to show extreme violence. Be cautious on their moods. They are also very Tsundere. You've been warned.
Woah! Look at that Yuzuriha! She's pure win.
Dude! Who's that chick?! She's so awesome
Such a Tsundere
loyal butterfly extreme
A small town in Nottinghamshire. Sutton has many sub-cultures mainly a high population of Chavs and Grebs. Chavs will congregate on Sutton Lawn on the nights of Friday and Saturday, while their rivals the Grebs will stay at home listening to music. Nothing is really wrong with Sutton and when compared to other towns namely Selston, Shirebrook, South Normanton and Kirkby it has a low teenage pregnancy and crime rate. If you're from Sutton and are any other culture than Chav or Greb you're normally welcomed into the minority. The other cultures are Girly, Slag, Emo and even the occasional Scene Kid. If you're out in Sutton then you should really take an umbrella as the pigeons are not very polite when it comes to where the release their faeces.
Chavs: C'mon then man, I'll shank ya brav
Greb: Piss off and listen to your dubstep
Some other minor culture kid 1: Sigh, only in Sutton-In-Ashfield could this happen every 10 minutes
Some other minor culture kid 2: True but at least we're not from anywhere like Shirebrook, South Normanton, Kirkby or Selston
Some other minor kid 1: True, this is very true
Pubic hair that have been turned into Dreadlocks.
Caribbean man #1- Whoa put some pants on i can see your Downstairs dreadlocks man.
Caribbean man #2- Sorry mon.
The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.
Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"
Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"
pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."
*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*
Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
1. A person who forgets recent information learned.
2. A person who might have short term memory loss
3. A person who says something really, really stupid.
"The Canucks won the Cup right?" "No mitch."
"Wait, so your saying Lebron got traded to Cleveland?" "Mitch! C'mon!"
"I know for a fact Reba has always been a woman." "Do I even have to call you a Mitch for that one?"