| 1. | Zack sines | ||
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God the best thing alive, your moms boyfriend see awesome Have you seen zack sines?
Yea he's like a mix between fergie and jesus |
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| 2. | deez nuts | ||
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Naked Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to see my new undies?
Girlfriend: SURE!!! Naked Boyfriend: Then how bout you suck UN Deez Nutz biatch how bout deez nuts in your moms mouth
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| 3. | nig-dad | ||
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step daddy, moms boyfriend, or who ever is sleeping with your mamma at the time. 2nd grade inner city teacher talking to her student.
teacher "so jordyn whos picking you up today" student "my nig-dad" teacher "your what??" student "my nig-dad" teacher "whats a nig-dad jordyn??" student "you know my step daddy, my mammas boyfriend" |
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| 4. | Grum | ||
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Word combine to describe someone who is a grub and a bum at the same time. Dude your moms boyfriend is such a grum.
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| 5. | sperm burping granny banger | ||
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the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al. Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger! Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing |
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| 6. | Double Penis Man | ||
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The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD! Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ? Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me! Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!! |
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| 7. | gluck | ||
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like sucking only super powerful Ben Afflack super glucked in Pearl Harbor.
She didn't just suck it son she glucked it. |
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