2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)
2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!
normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
You: about as long as your mom
Guy#2: I watched your MOM
Dude: What'd u have for lunch
Dude#2: YOUR MOM!!!!
Random Dude: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.
also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!
Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!
Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!
Me: Your mom goes to college.