an adjective to describe a rape
"yo.. man.. tony piped your sister in lynns magic truck"
"dude mr. scesa piped me down in the locker room"
That time of year when you just can't be arsed to do anything or can't be arsed to bother with Christmas. It's about the same time all the shops cash in off December 25th by starting their X-Mas sales in Mid July and which don't end until the end of February.
Enid: Cyril, are you going to put up the decorations? It's only four days until the birthday of our Lord?
Cyril: I can't be Christmarsed.
Enid: Oh go on, I'll let you fondle my new hip?
Cyril: Fuck off you slag.I should've married your sister. At least she swallowed.
Wrapping a gift with random pieces of wrapping paper... usually what's left over from all of your other presents. It usually uses much more tape than a normal wrap job and is always reserved for someone you have a special connection with. Done to the right person, possibly a sibling, it's a plus. To the wrong person, like a girlfriend or wife (unless she's perfect), a definite minus.
At Christmas I always wrap everyone's gifts all nice and tidy then scrap wrap my bro's cause he always puts mine in a brown paper bag and writes my name on it with a sharpie.
Husband: Sorry I scrap wrapped your gift, honey... I ran out of paper this morning.
Wife: It's over, I'm moving in with my sister. And, by the way, I'm sleeping with your best friend!!!