| 1. | dude your fucked, literally | ||
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Originated from Pete and Jim from Massena NY.
Idea originally came from a ‘Korn’ CD where on a hidden track a man screamed, "No Jerry, Your FUCKED" ‘Your fucked!’ had become a common saying between us. After speaking with a young girl, Hailey Banks, we found out the she had, had sex, and she was fucked LITERALLY! So there you have it. "dude your fucked..... literally."
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| 2. | fucked-up-ed-ness. | ||
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1. all that is fucked up in you.
2. what causes your being "fucked up" 3. the state of being fucked up. 4. why your fucked up. My bad childhood is the root of my fucked-up-ed-ness.
You're the bane of my existence, the cause of my fucked-up-ed-ness! |
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| 3. | luke, i am your father | ||
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the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones. Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him! Vader: No Luke, I am your father. Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!! |
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| 4. | your mum | ||
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Something you can say:
1. Just for the plain the hell of it 2. To answer questions you can't be fucked answering 3. To answer questions you don't want to answer Another version of your mum is 'your mom'. But I'm Australian soo yeah. Example 1
*awkward silence* Me: Your mum. Example 2 Marie: What's the answer for question 14? Me: Your mum. Example 3 Marie: Who do you have a crush on? Me: Your mum. |
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| 5. | out of your gourd | ||
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when your are so high your cant function correctly and people just look at you and just know your fucked up. Nik Harken smoked so many pcp dipped ciggarettes in south side Des moines last night his boss fired him and told him "you are out of your gourd, your fired."
Nik Harken is so out of his gourd he is doing the robot agian. |
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| 6. | Your like a brother to me. | ||
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FUCK! The last thing you ever want a girl to tell you. Basically means "I love you but I will never sleep with you." This is cruel and almost inhuman to say to a boy. The worst part about it is that girls actually thinks by saying this they won't hurt your feelings. In reality the guy would rather you tell him "You have no chance." Mike: Yo Alex I think I'm tell Becky how I feel.
Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this? Mike: Dude I'm hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I'd help her out setting up for the big party. Alex: Alright man good luck with that. -------Tomorrow-------- Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks. Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you. Mike: Don't worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to -- Guy who saves you from making the biggest mistake of your life: Sorry to interrupt but we need help putting up this banner Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say? Mike: Um..I'll tell you later. Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me. Mike:........ *thoughts(fml) Guy...: Alright then, come on brother. |
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| 7. | Fucked for life | ||
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Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life. Example 1:
- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear - dude, your fucked for life. Example 2: - Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow - dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life) |
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