| 78. | Angry Pedobear | ||
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Basically, the Angry Teddybear under 18 version. Ralf: Dude, I gave your daughter the angry pedobear last night.
Bill: What the fuck? Shes 5. |
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| 79. | Bieber Fever | ||
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An epidemic currently sweeping the nation. Common in pre-teen and teenage girls, Bieber Fever is a condition involving obsession with the rising pop star, Justin Bieber. Common symptoms include; obsessive conversation, obsessive poster hanging, as well as obsessive stalking. Peer pressure causes many to succumb to Bieber Fever, and thirteen year old girls are at the highest risk for this condition. If your daughter or son displays any interest in this baby-faced good guy, please do your part to stop this unfortunate epidemic, based on the infatuation of our youth. Susan: My daughter Jenny looks dazed all the time, and she cannot stop listening to "Baby".
Cheryl: Same with my Destiny, she keeps speaking to all of these Justin Bieber posters in her room. Susan: Its time for intervention, looks like our girls have BIEBER FEVER!!!!! |
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| 80. | puppy dog eyes | ||
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enlarging your eyes over dramatically with a sad face to get whatever you desire. (most of the time) A: THE OTHER DAY MY DAUGHTER GAVE ME THE PUPPY DOG EYES SO SHE COULD BORROW THE CAR
C: DID IT WORK? A: YES... C: BUT ISN'T YOUR DAUGHTER 7? A: SHUT UP |
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| 81. | IntoXIAHcated | ||
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the addiction caused by Xiah Junsu.
Side effects- Nosebleeds, Fainting, Irritation, Stalking, Ahjumma, Jaw Dislocation, Blood Loss, Heart Ache, Asthma Attacks, Hyper Activeness, Excitement, Money loss, Singleness, and other not yet discovered symptoms. This toxic sexy guy is highly contagious..so stay away. Warning IntoXIAHcated spreads like wildfire not suitable for kids below the age of 16. Cure- as of the moment this is a new addiction spreading between the ages of 14-40. Their is no cure as of yet. Researchers residing in Dong Band World are working endless nights trying to stop the spreading of this new addiction. Best thing is not to watch but once you hear and see the first 20 seconds... your addicted. If you are IntoXiahcated good luck to you and isn't it fun?? Wow did you see her? She's totally IntoXIAHcated.
Mom: Kids these days. Aunt: I know your daughter Cassie has been stuck on the computer all day! What is she watching? Mom: Who knows but I'm pretty sure something not good. Lets go find out! ~~~ Cassie watching Xiah Junsu- Intoxicated Mom and Aunt walk in ~~ Mom & Aunt: Young Lady What Are Yo.... ~~~ Silence ~~~~ Dad: Your Mom and Aunt have been in your sisters room all day. What are they doing? Brother: Some girly stuff perhaps.. A geeky librarian turns into a vixen after watching Intoxicated |
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| 82. | doo doo grandma | ||
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(N). you know your a grandma doo doo when 1. you wear full wig weaves with streaks (doesn't matter what color) 2. you wear your house shoes around in public!! 3.you wear clip on earrings so your stretched out holes don't show 4. wear costume jewlery 5.long toenails crusted chipped toe polish 6.never shave your legs anymore 7.raised a doo mama or daddy 8.wear silk nightgowns as a regular shirt 9.lives as a full time sitter for the bay bay kids while your daughter lacrenshaw works that pole at night 10.always wearing a Bluetooth laquaanda:AYY (yelling from 3blocks around the corner) DASHAWN!! you better get your black ass over here before I beat you with my house shoe!
Terrance: damn YOU HEAR that Jermaine that's a true doo doo grandma |
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| 83. | Cook your rabbit | ||
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"Cook your rabbit" refers to the moment when someone goes over the edge in their obsession with another person with whom they have become involved. Cooking someone's rabbit is a reference to the famous scene in the 1987 movie Fatal Attraction in which Glenn Close's character, Alex, becomes so obsessed with her lover (played by Michael Douglas) that she cooks his daughter's pet rabbit to get his attention. That girl is crazy. She's gonna cook your rabbit.
Watch out for that boy. He's crazy enough to cook your rabbit. I'd be careful messing around with her... she'll cook your rabbit. |
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| 84. | Above your raising | ||
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n. To believe that you are better than you are; to behave in a way that is incongruous with one's family of origin Origin: Southern American colloquialism Mother: I don't know who you think you is, goin' off to college like that.
Daughter: I'm trying to better myself. Neighbor: You gettin' above your raising, that's what. |
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