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A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.
"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."
by Jack McFarlane April 27, 2007

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