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(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a Youngstown tune-up). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). Jim Tressel did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of the congressman, sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.
Youngstown is one crazy-ass shithole.
by Mojo February 15, 2005
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A location up in north eastern Ohio in The United States. A horrible city to live in (I've done that) but it sure does have a nice park, maybe one of the best in the world. It is full of cool stuff like corruption, drugs, murder, a maximum security prison, a damn nice park, and murder. It has a nice college, and we like our football here, but unfortunately everyone likes the browns, so the city is thrown into permanent depression. And damn does it have a nice park.
It is also home to the worlds greatest gathering of pizza shops. Never ask if its national brand pizza because you'll probably be stoned to death. Did I mention it has a nice park?
Person A: Have you ever been to Youngstown?
Person B: No
Person A: Don't worry, you're not missing out, although it does have a nice park.
by stgw.33 August 06, 2007
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The town so shitty that someone OD's and dies in the bathroom of a Taco Bell at 3 in the afternoon and not only is no one shocked, but also instead of being shocked, they're just pissed off they can't get their Dorito's Locos Tacos.
Some junkie OD in the Youngstown Taco Bell Bathroom?!? Great, now I have to drive to Boardman to get a taco.
by TylerP March 26, 2012
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1)The armpit of Ohio
2) Murdertown U.S.A in the 1950's & 1960's
3) Rundown Steel City halfway between Cleveland and Pittsburgh
4) Corruption
The Mafia, DeBartolo, and Jim Traficant; need I say more?
by Michael Monus December 16, 2004
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The unwanted love-child of a brief fling between Gary, IN, and a rural village in Sicily.
If the mob ran Gary, it would be just like Youngstown; except for the Penguins.
by Juan Non-lamestain July 11, 2008
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A mostly ghetto city in northeastern Ohio that is filled with crime, poverty, murder, drugs, and corruption.
I live in Youngstown and every night I hear gunshots.
by Sam January 01, 2005
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One of the original headquarters for organized crime. Violence, Corruption, Death. The type of place where you breed knuckle busters.
"That was the craziest place I've ever been. I felt like I was in Youngstown!"
by Chris-topher June 16, 2008
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