| 1. | fag hag | ||
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A temporary condition usually afflicting young, urban, immature western females. This conditions lasts from a couple of months to a couple of years. Ask any homosexual, they come, they go. A few months of the empty, gay lifestyle will serve as a growing experience and the fag hag will mature and move on to "grown up" relationships. Bruce: Hey Brian, new fag hag? What happend to your last hag, Lisa?
Brian: Lisa was a few hags ago. Now she is married and has a good job. Bruce: Oh, well... I never liked here anyway. Brian: Yea, shes such a bitch. |
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| 2. | fag hag | ||
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(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag". Julie is out shopping with Jamie; what a fag hag!
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| 3. | Jap Fag | ||
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someone who is obsessed with japanese culture
someone who trys to be japanese by learning certain parts of the language namely Swearing or chat up lines or saying words in japanese heard from films.=Lame obssessed wiv young japanese schoolgirls 2 'Josh'Dan'
otashtilliatano generally someone being something they admire or are well to attached to"jap fag" japanese cultural bummer |
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| 4. | Faglet | ||
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A Teenage fag that has yet to realize that he is gay. Old Fag: Awww look at the Cute little Faglet
Young Fag: I'm not Gay! Old Fag: Yes Dear, I know, the Capri's say different |
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| 5. | art fag | ||
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A pretentious, often rich and/or bored young person, usually "bisexual", with a form of mental disorder which
both males and females with short hair and undercuts Generally feel they have to be individual in some way or else their lives are pointless. (see example #1) Although they usually are not depressed or suicidal. Overly friendly, because it's different to be nice to everyone. Especially complete strangers. Always optimistic, regardless. (see example #2) Love to go op shopping (see example #3) Usually attempt some type of art form, mainly photography using black and white photographs or polaroids. (Or they take photos of their art with polaroids or black and white photographs) Often partakes in drinking lattes and/or capuccinos, or chai lattes and tea whilst smoking their own rolled cigarettes. See degraves. Think that the term 'art fag' is actually a good thing. Also less commonly known (in australia) as hipsters. #1 "What's the use in living if I'm just like someone else?"
#2 Kristy: art fag, female, 14 - JoJo: not art fag, female, 14 JoJo: "Kristy, I think I'm in a lot of trouble... I don't know what to do!" *JoJo begins to cry* JoJo: "The condom broke around three weeks ago with Jace and my period was due two weeks ago, I think I'm pregnant! I can't be pregnant it'll mess everything up... Why are you smiling?" Kristy: "Oh, I'm sorry sugarplum it's just, a baby is something to be happy about!" JoJo: "What the fuck?" (true story, names have been changed) #3 "That dress designed for 70 year olds looks sooo cute on you, and no one else will have it! Now we can really be special." |
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| 6. | fag-osprey | ||
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A woman who desires and actively seeks young homosexual men. Promiscuity inferred. I saw a fag-osprey in Topman the other day.
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| 7. | Jason Young from Harrisburg | ||
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Jason Young is a fag that stole Bam`s heartagram from his Mercedes, he aslo stole cd`s from the car. Bam has it on tape, but the lazy police dont wanna go to Harrisburg to arrest him. Did Jason Young from Harrisburg stole Bams hearagram?
- Yes. |
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