You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa

When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".

A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!

You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006

You're all niggers at some point in your life

Most Likely a famous quote from the book "Uncle Tom's Cabin", but now the quote is used to justify the use of the racial slur for purposes of extreme animosity towards Microsoft for one's X box breaking

Andrew:freaking people take the n word so badly. its a fucking word. get used to it. i don't care if you are black, white, racist, christian you're all niggers at some point in your life. i don't give a fuck what people think

Jacob: Andrew that was literally the craziest thing I have ever heard.

You're all niggers at some point in your life by RickyRhymtastic November 13, 2011

you don't know me but i killed your brother 

If you say the phrase 'You don't know me but I killed you're brother,' your actually telling that person you kicked their cat and you're very sorry.

"Tim, you don't know me but I killed your brother."

you don't know me but i killed your brother by YoUrMoThEr6969 December 8, 2007

You can't see because your heads up your ass

A phrase coined by American heavy metal band Pantera in the 1992 track " Regular People. " This phrase simply means a person has their head so far entrenched in their anal cavity that they cannot see the obvious in front of them.

Can be used in any tense past or present.

"Hey dickhead! You can't see because your heads up your ass!"
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."

You can't see because your heads up your ass by Microhard726 August 3, 2020

you look like you get no bitches on your dick 

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

you look like you get no bitches on your dick by Kiciot January 2, 2022

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip 

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025