You are the person I think of all the time.
You are always on my mind.
You make me smile.
You make me happy.
You always make me laugh.
Everything about you is wonderful, whether it's your looks, your humor, your way of speaking, your laugh, the way your eyes crease when you look at me and smile, the way your smile is lopsided or the way you do the most random and amazing things.
You are special to me.
I love you.
The person reading this.
Hey you!!! You're reading this!!!
The cause of all the worlds problems.
You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.
The perfect comeback to any insult.
Dina: You are a complete idiot and an utter waste of space on this planet. The mere sight of you makes me want to throw up. Please, go away. I don't care where. Just go away.
The person that you see when you look in a mirror
What are YOU looking at?
Someone who has nothing better to do than surfing the web or read clever definitions at urbandictionary.com
Im so bored. I write a meaning for you on urban dictionary
The only one that can prevent wildfires.
Only YOU can prevent wildfires.