*satisfaction not guaranteed, unless satisfied.
Ralph: "man i don't know, i don't like sour cream, onions, or circular noodles!"
Dave: "Here, just try one" (hands Ralph a hot dipped chip)
(Ralph eats the proffered item)
Ralph: "HOT DAMN! IM SO SATISFIED!"
(Dave turns and winks at camera)
Dave:"Satisfaction not guaranteed, unless satisfied!"