| 1. | you wouldnt do it | ||
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A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly, occasionally when they are drunk. Person 1: "I cant do it boys i just cant"
Person 2: "you wouldnt do it" person 1 does it. |
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| 2. | you wouldn't understand, you're not in college | ||
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said by a person to get on another persons nerves. usually the other person is asking a question. with which the first person responds with "you wouldnt understand, youre not in college". this can be said over and over and over again sara: "how was dinner?"
Ryan: "you wouldn't understand, you're not in college" sara: "but YOURE not in college either?!: Ryan: "exactly. you wouldnt understand that because youre not in college" sara: "but you arent in college so you wouldnt understand either!" ryan: "you wouldnt understand, youre not in college" sara: "thats it! we are through!" ryan: "I dont thing you understand that terminology, youre not in college?" |
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| 3. | you wouldnt like | ||
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To not under any circumstances want to have any kind of sexual contact with people who are ugo's/ugly/unattractive Dale says to Ellis
Dale "You know Rick Waller... would you?" Ellis "You wouldnt like" Ellis "Would you Jackie Stallone?" Dale "You wouldnt like" |
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| 4. | skiing | ||
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a sport that is just as good as the others.
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If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good. |
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| 5. | skiing | ||
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a sport that is just as good as the others.
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If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good. fucker boarder: Dude, you ski, thats gay. skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up. cool boarder: he... |
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| 6. | You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her | ||
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A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for. Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you." |
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| 7. | you wouldn't | ||
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A phrase used when someone says that they will do something and chicken out at the last second guy 1:im gonna jump
guy 2:do it already guy 1:i cant do it guy 2:yeah you wouldn't |
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