| 1. | Nanofacturing | ||
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By 2030 the world will seem like an over the top Sci-Fi movie. Anything you want will be built in minutes in your home by a nanotech assembler. This is the world of nanotechnology and as of this writing (late 2008) there is someone alive today who will live to be 1,000. Because it will completely change the way all things are made a new word must be coined and I have done so, it is nanofacturing, which is the atom by atom assembly of everything from recreational drugs to pizza to clothes that shield you from harm. The word manufacturing must be retired when nanotech changes our world. "Thanks to nanofacturing world hunger was erased by 2020."
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| 2. | bad religion | ||
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Back in the time before MTV, there was a thing called "passion for music". Now, some of you may not know what that is and I can't blame you, for you have been victimized by MTV through bain washing. Anyways in this age of "musical passion", there existed a band called Bad Religion, who were very young at the time. They would form Epitaph Records, an independent record label that gave creative control to its bands not seen in like, forever. This record label would produce amazing bands such as NOFX, Bad Religion, Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Offspring, and Pennywise. This record label was like the mecca, or holy grail, of aspiring punk rock bands of the 90s. These bands didn't need publicity, to be expoited by MTV. They proved that you can live and be in an indie band at the same time. Now, I don't know what went wrong with punk rock along the lines, but these new bands just suck. To make a long story short, just get Bad Religion's newest cd, The Empire Strikes First, and you will never go Good Charlotte again.
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| 3. | Jesus | ||
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The only true Christian that will ever exist. Yes, not even you reading it, you hypocrite. "The word 'Christianity' is already a misunderstanding - in reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross."
Friedrich Nietzsche Believer: Jesus is your savior, and if you love him with all your heart, you will live forever in eternity! Me: Why the hell would I want to spend eternity with a person like you? |
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| 4. | forever | ||
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1. A time period lasting anywhere from 1 week to 16 months 2. A concept finite creatures will never be able to understand, yet will keep using the word as if they do. 3. (n: fo'eva) A tasty breaded pastry (1) I will love you forever.
(2) I want to live forever. (3) dat dang fo'eva sho can flip a smack badang. |
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| 5. | Jaclyn | ||
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Really actually pronounced Jay-slin, which is awesome by the way.
A Jaclyn is like a unicorn and is an elusive beast but when you meet it, it will literally blow your mind. Also, like a unicorn, when you drink her blood you will live forever. A Jaclyn's cheeks will be delicious and look irresistibly munchy. If you ever have a chance to eat a Jaclyn's cheeks, you will turn into gold and die from joy. Did you see that Jaclyn?
What a glorious specimen...I want to eat its cheeks |
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| 6. | Trifecta | ||
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Trifecta is the sexual intercourse of the armpit, knee-pit, and elbow-pit. The successful fucking of each orifice will only count if a money shot is cemented on each glorious surface. If performed correctly you will live forever. Hey bitch, let me give you that trifecta!
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| 7. | call of duty modern warfare 2 | ||
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The greatest game ever created by infinity ward. It takes over your life and you will probably will never get laid. The further you get in to the game the more it eats your life away. It has a good storyline an d the graphics are gorgeous. And xbox live will change you forever. It whoops halos ass and killzone 2 looks like shit compared to it. If you want to play just add me on xbox live.... grandeRoOsTeR94 Dad: Come on son its time for your moms funeral
Son: Leave me alone DAD! im on a 24 killstreak...will they have call of duty modern warfare 2 at the funeral. |
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