|1.||You want to bet?|
A term used when one has no facts or strong arguments to support some bull shit that he had said. Usually used when the user of the term is confident that the other person has no knowledge on the matter.
Bill: Did you know that the narwal is the only mammal to have a horn?
Joe: I think it's really a tooth.
Bill: YOU WANT TO BET?!?!?!
Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas were born in the hospital in Disneyworld, during the gay pride parade. They were born as triplets, however the last two were born a few years later. After her mother was done giving birth to Nick, she killed herself after realizing she wasted 5 years of her life in a hospital. Their father, knowing that he was an incompetent unemployed drunk, dropped them off at the nearest church.more...
The priest came to the church one day after his nightly visit to the gay strip bar. He found the three boys and brought them in. He decided he must name these "gifts from god". Coincidentally, he decided to name them Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. The next few years, Nick, Kevin, and Joe had to beg on the street for money and food while the priest "helped out" at the young boys and girls club.
When Nick was old enough to speak, at age 5, he whined at local shops about his life and how hard it was. A music producer thought he had a nice whining voice. He asked him if he would sign a contract that would be a great financial gain to him. He agreed, and began recording whining with music in the background. For the next 7 years, his voice grew no deeper.
The record producer realized his mistake, and shipped Nick, along with his two older brothers, off to columbia. There, they were discovered by the national record company, Columbia Records. The three of them made a band under the name "Kracktor", and labeled themselves as brutal progressive black death power heavy met...
a person who you diffently don't want to mess with.
a beast who doesn't take shit from anyone and doesn't care about nobody but their self. your best bet is to go through a day without getting your ass kicked by him. and don't mess with zorka
holy shit its the man run.
no the man is going to kick my ass
|4.||play it by ear|
Letting you down politely, when you ask someone to do something and they want to do something, just not with you, they will say they're going to "play it by ear".
"What do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know; I think I'll just play it by ear."
|5.||Bet That Youp|
1.) v. a phrase meaning "i concur"
2.) v. to smoke (youp) cannabis
3.) v. can substitute any verb
1.) "hey joe, you want to order a pizza?" joe:"Bet that youp."
2.) "hey i got some dank-dank, lets go bet that youp!"
3.) "ill be over as soon as i bet that youp on class"
Did you want to grab a coffee and get jiggy with it RIGHT NOW!!
Did you want to Lind tonight? you bet I'm down
|7.||Want but think|
A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.
Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?
Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.
Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?